megatransit 604

kung ikaw yung kunduktor nyan kaninang bandang alas dos alas tres’ alam ko mamaya lang magbibilangan na kayo ng kinita nyo maghapon.. dun mo matutuklasan kung sino ang nagsasabi ng tutoo’ ako ba na isandaan ang ibinayad ko o ikaw na nagpupumilit na sinkwenta lang kaya bente lang dapat ang sukli ko’ alam ko rin na mapapakamot at mapapangiti ka na lang pag lumabas yung tutoo’ magiisip ka kung paano mo maibabalik sakin yang sukli ko’ magiisip ka kung san mo ko hahanapin para makahingi ng pasenya.. pero wala ka ng magagawa magkikibit balikat ka na lang.. at sasabihin mo sa sarili mo na karapat dapat lang yung ginawa kong pagpitik ng bente sa mukha mo nung tanghaling yun’
ang gawin mo paguwi mo sa inyo.. yang extrang sebenti pesos na yan ipalaga mo sa misis mo tapos yung sabaw ipahigop mo sa mga anak mo’ ang kapal ng mukha mo!

May-akda: Jon Cabron

mapanganib, nakakasakit.

8 thoughts on “megatransit 604”

  1. baka naman ginagawa na nila itong modus operandi. Dapat siguro bago iabot ang bayad, sasabihin ng nagbabayad na “Manong, 100 po ang bayad ko, magkano po ba ang sukli ko?”

    Honest mistake kaya ito or maaring modus na nila?

  2. /maruja
    .. sakit kse tyan ko kaya di ko na pinahaba yung usapan.. tsaka iniisip ko na lang na mas kailangan nya yun.. mukha kse syang may tb.

    /chico
    .. in fairness baka nga honest mistake pero iniisip ko lang di nya kailangang magtaas ng boses at umastang siguradong sigurado para patunayan na tama sya.. yun ang nagpainit ng ulo ko kaya ko pinitik sa kanya yung bente.. ngayon i’ll make sure na laging may sakto akong pamasahe pag sakay ng bus’

    /evu___
    .. salamat bro’ gudluck sa transaction.

  3. Two new studies show why some people are more attractive for members of the opposite sex than others.

    The University of Florida, Florida State University found that physically attractive people almost instantly attract the attention of the interlocutor, sobesednitsy with them, literally, it is difficult to make eye. This conclusion was reached by a series of psychological experiments, which were determined by the people who believe in sending the first seconds after the acquaintance. Here, a curious feature: single, unmarried experimental preferred to look at the guys, beauty opposite sex, and family, people most often by representatives of their sex.

    The authors believe that this feature developed a behavior as a result of the evolution: a man trying to find a decent pair to acquire offspring. If this is resolved, he wondered potential rivals. Detailed information about this magazine will be published Journal of Personality and Social Psychology.

    In turn, a joint study of the Rockefeller University, Rockefeller University and Duke University, Duke University in North Carolina revealed that women are perceived differently by men smell. During experiments studied the perception of women one of the ingredients of male pheromone-androstenona smell, which is contained in urine or sweat.

    The results were startling: women are part of this repugnant odor, and the other part is very attractive, resembling the smell of vanilla, and the third group have not felt any smell. The authors argue that the reason is that the differences in the receptor responsible for the olfactory system, from different people are different.

    It has long been proven that mammals (including human) odor is one way of attracting the attention of representatives of the opposite sex. A detailed article about the journal Nature will publish.

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